I sent someone’s laptop off for repair a while ago, and they emailed me today to find out what was going on with it.

I checked, and the repair’s BEEN done…but Fed-Ex has had it, and it hasn’t moved since eight days ago.

Where is the laptop? Dallas, Texas.

I explain that the laptop’s fixed and on its way back, but it’s stuck in Dallas.

She writes me back with “WHY?”

It took everything in me not to explode on this chick. Oh, because most likely, FedEx workers are huddled in their homes without heat or safe water, their electricity is out, and they are worried for their families’ and their safety as a their local government leaves them to die, in a pandemic, during a winter storm the likes of which the region has not seen.

Someone that willfully ignorant of what’s going on amazes me.